No – we aren’t all level 5 vegans who will not eat anything with a shadow.
No – we aren’t all experts on technology who have a lack of compassion with human contact.
Yes, we also, are scared of all the smartphones taking over the world.
We are not all hipsters.
Not all of us like unicorn bagels and candyfloss flavored toothpaste.
Not all of us have heavy instagramming habits.
The ones that are heavy instagrammers do not always need a therapist.
We do not all want to work for Buzzfeed and Google.
But it would be nice to be considered.
A vast majority would like to have their own YouTube channel, if they do not already have one
Spotify should have been invented 2000 years ago.
Same goes for the internet and almost all apps.
A scooter is way cooler than a bicycle.
Anyone riding a penny farthing to work is just nuts.
Reddit kills more time than all other apps combined.
We will be the most intriguing looking grandparents even with all the tattoos and gauged out ears.
Screenshots are going to be like gold in 100 years time.
So will documenting food, pedicures, memes and cats.
It’s a difficult day when our phones don’t do as they are told.
Laptops are hot but not as hot as our phones. In the sun. On a beach. In the summer. In a hot country. Fully or overcharged.
We like to use alternative grammar. Like lots of full stops, using small caps as the titles, lots of extra paragraphing, and huge transcripts to explain tiny situations.
Our drinking habits have created a revolution , that it is right slap bang in the middle of a mirage of having hip flasks, cocktails in light bulbs, and wine you can grow in your back pocket.
Gatsby could learn a thing or two about our style and drinking habits.
Pop culture references are something that would be in our own bibles.
Being a born again Xtian isn’t as cliche as it sounds.
Nor is Scientology. JK.
Ellen De Generes is something out of this world.
She would make an amazing grandma or mom or sister or anything ever.
TBBT, GOT and SMH mean something very clear to us.
We do not need dictionaries or even internet access to decode abbreviates like number 29.
We do not need the term “rant over” for the rant to be over.
We are quite capable of making our own dentist and doc appointments, but by our mothers doing it, it makes us feel cared for.
Care packages or parcels sent to our apartment now that we’ve moved out will never be underappreciated.
Nor are hugs.
Nor are extra x’s in a message.
Using emoji’s should never be missed out on whatsapp.
Its ok to use emjois in a snap, a whataspp, a group tee shirt design, or an insta caption, but usually not in a work email.
Wheatgrass, Kale and avocado have had their time to shine and should go home.
It will never be perfectly acceptable to walk around in face masks but it is acceptable to take pictures and put them on social media for the world to see.
Tumbr has had its day and we won’t miss it that much when its gone.
9gag, Buzzfeed, Reddit, Man Reppeller, Ladbible, Tasty, Pinterest, HONY, or Wix are not names of famous artists, scholars, historians or creators of the next world. But they help us and inspire us every day, making us stronger and comprehend us to another level that we really need right now.
Cat pics are popular and go viral because they are simultaneously stupid and cute.
The best thing you can buy right now is a unicorn frappicino because tomorrow that will be in history books and then you will have missed out.
We are waiting for one of the many alien/armageddon movies to face reality and for it just to happen already so that are hidden survival kit that we purchased from urban outfitters back in 2007 can finally be used.
If you put your feet up on the back of our cinema seat, you deserve to have your toe bitten, poured with a Slushie, burned with a hot beverage, or a combination of all 3.
Tinder isn’t always going to be looked at as a sleaze-fest booty call yellow pages. But it is taking its time getting over all of that.
Tinder weddings. Yes they are very real.
How the hell is YouTube still free?
How the hell is Facebook still free…
How the hell is Google, Twitter, Pinterest and all the rest of it still free?
Why do guys like Pinterest so much, but it actually seems like the girliest of them all?
It would be amazing to run around on the streets with our bicycles again and live with E.T , but its even more amazing that we can all synchronize our daily life with the beat of a button.
Eliminating stressful situations on a daily basis is a never ending goal and we are ok with that.
Why do we need a first aid kit when you can have an app or an ambulance there just as fast?
The Obama’s were awesome. No amount of justification of any future president will ever top them.
But Will Ferrel should be next.
Or Ellen DeGeneres
Or Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman should be paid to read the dictionary.
Trying to keep up with potential world wars and the media circus on religions every day is exhausting.
Despite how much we care about humanity and world peace, it’s impossible that good intentions will continue and can always go sour.
If the whole world hung out at a worldwide IKEA or an Apple store for a few days and sat around in loungewear then we could be one step in the right direction.
2016 sucked and it should just be erased from every history book.
2017 isn’t as bad and there is still hope.
2018 could be awesome.
But 2022 is gonna be more so, because we will all be flying to Mars.
We have no expectations regarding any more smartphones because by now we’ve pretty much seen it all.
But when it comes to technology, the BTTF hydrate thing wouldn’t do any harm.
Nor would clean cut pink hoverboards.
We are waiting for snapchat makeup artists to follow us around all day. That’s what A.I is all about
Anyone not using a beauty blender by now needs to become extinct.
Chairdrobes need to be an official IKEA furniture.
There’s no need for cat calorie control.
Nor would rock polishers be missed.
Meal plans and cute boxes lined up look great but waste time and money and are unrealistic.
There’s enough beauty, models and perfect people in the world. Order a dominoes.
Everyone needs to stop whitening their teeth.
We miss average Joes and Janes people because looking too flawless is exhausting and trying to keep up is impossible.
Talk about dry cleaning 3 doors down from where your phone is, go back to your phone and yes, it still freaks us out that Facebook is showing us ads for dryers.
Vlogging is a real word and not the leather thing that a gimp knows about.
You’re more likely to get a job by documenting on IG about your job hunt, than actually job hunting.
It would be great if every day we could get the number of miles we have scrolled on our phone, like calorie control.
And then try and use less at the weekends.
Black Mirror is the best thing since sliced bread.
If there is a WW3 there better be WiFi.
If there is not WW3 then we need to get started on interplanetary WiFi.
Sloths and Llamas work all day and night to cheer us up just by being themselves.
The Flintstones would do really well on GBBO.
Fairly Odd Parents would do well too.
Fresh prince of Bel Air was on BBC 2 and not channel 4.
00’s UK TV for after school trivia well never go unacknowledged.
Hollyoaks is way better than whatever the Americans had.
It’s impossible to go a day without looking at a screen.
There’s a healthy sense of curiosity about how much damage all this technology is doing to us.
If XMEN was real, then Processor Xaviar should really be worried about Humanity Mutants or words to that effect.
Go home Quora, noone likes you.
Same for Medium.
Why does Channing Tatum never look sad?
Who will our generation’s silver foxes and cougars be called?
Channing Tatum would be great silver fox if only he had more hair to be silver.
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